Ditzy Misscast
by TheShack • 01/23/2026 • XL “Please Lily! Just cast this one spell for me, please! They’ll be here any moment now!” you plead, holding on to your roommate's legs like a newborn koala even as she tries to kick you off her personal space “Ryan, that’s a disgusting misuse of my magic. I am not making you into Emily’s dream stud, just date her like a normal person, you creep!” Lily’s words would normally serve to enhance your shame, if you had any of it left at this point, most of it went down the drain the moment you set up a movie night with your best friend and his sister just to hit on her “Please just do this for me! You know I’ve had a crush on her for years now, and it’s not like you are going to mind control her or something, please!” that last please comes out with enough energy to finally break her patience, because one deep sigh later she lets out the word you so desperately want to hear “Fine” her simple response and flick of a glowing wrist doesn’t prepare your body ...