Wishes

I was out mowing my lawn, when I finally saw my new neighbor. I had seen the moving truck last week, and had seen lights on in the house, but I hadn't met my neighbor yet. Being so busy with work during the day, and my girlfriend Mia in the evenings, I just hadn't had time yet. But today was Saturday, so here I was doing yard work. He was a big guy, even larger than me. You could tell he worked out. I wasn't scrawny by any means, but this guy was *built*. It made me think of high school football, when I'd get nailed by some big goon like this. That was how I broke my collarbone, and ended my football career before it started. So anyway, I finally saw the guy. He waved hello, so I turned off the mower, an walked over to the driveway where he was standing. "Hi, I'm Ed" I said, extending my hand. "I'm Rob" he replied, shaking hands with me. His hands were big too, and he had one of those too-firm handshakes, where it feels like you

Me and my friends woke up in a Las Vegas suite. I was the first to scream as I realized I was wearing some black panties. “What the hell?” I yelled. My friends woke up immediately after me. Tom was wearing a dress, and Andrew was naked. We looked at each other trying to make sense of last night. But we couldn’t remember anything. We all took our girly clothes off and put on our normal, man clothes. “What the hell happened last night? why were we dressed like women?” Andrew asked. I found a DVD lying by the TV. It had a post-it over it “In case you need answers”. I placed it on the DVD player, and pressed play. What followed was the most confusing video ever. There we were, all dressed in drag. We looked kind of like in a trance. “What is going on? that’s us” Tom said. Some man behind the camera kept giving us instructions, “raise your hand” he said, and in the video, we did exactly what he said. I hadn’t realized it, but as we listened to the DVD, Andrew was still doing what the m