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One of the Girls

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One of the Girls by Maddy • 08/15/2026 • XL I was at a music festival with my best friend Daryl. We had set up our tents, got ready for day, and had a few beers when disaster struck - we realised we hadn't bought any sunscreen. Since I was the one who had forgotten it, it seemed only fair that it was my responsibility to go and find some from somewhere. I decided to ask the group of girls camping next to us. "Hey I'm Josh I'm camping next to you. I don't suppose you have any sunscreen we can borrow?" "Oh my gawd, you're perfect." "What are you...?" I started to ask confusedly, but it became pretty clear pretty quickly that she wasn't talking to me. "Hey Melissa, come here! I've got the perfect guy. He wants to 'borrow some sunscreen' and I think you can help him, right?" "Yeah send him in," a voice emerged from one of the tents. The girl directed me to go inside. I was a bit baffled by the whole conve...