Getting the facts right

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"Who wanted to try being a woman?" Tom asked me. "I did" I answered. "And who decided to try sex from a woman's perspective?" he asked. "I did" I responded. "And who had unprotected sex with several random guys" he asked. "I did" I answered. "Then... stop complaining! It is your fault you are soon to be a single mother" he said.

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